Instead of going for sleep I am spending my life discussing things with my fellow shipper
like how Doom’s love for Doombots would affect his and Loki’s sex life
oh my god
“doooooooom, come to beeeeeeeeeeed”
“DOOM MUST GIVE HIS ATTENTIONS TO THE WORKINGS OF HIS DOOMBOTS!”
“DOOM IS GOING TO BE GIVING HIS ATTENTIONS TO HIS FIST IF HE CARRIES ON LIKE THIS!!!”
Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
I can’t remember if I reblog this but if so it doesn’t matter, this deserves to be in my blog at least twice.
I fucking hate how tumblr is so America based like are any of you even aware this just happened
CHURCH OF ENGLAND
YOU WERE INVENTED ESPECIALLY FOR DIVORCE
ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO PLAY THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE CARD
Angry isn’t even the word. I’m ashamed to live in this country.
Hypocrisy, thy name is the Church of England.
You know what, fuck you Church of England and Church of Wales. And fuck you Britain for having your government so tied to these churches that the only way we’re able to half-legalise same-sex marriages is by doing this kind of shit.
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.