Title: Lady Lioness
Characters: Joanna Lannister, Cersei Lannister, Joy Hill, Myrcella Baratheon
Chapter 1: Joanna
It is impossible for one to grow up in the shadow of Casterly Rock and fear the Iron Throne. To Joanna, sweeping through the Red Keep with the air of a lady accustomed to halls far grander, the twisted cluster of swords inspired no awe, nor any respect. Such a thing was a manifestation of brute force, of power seized not through wits or skill, but upon the battlefield with the aid of a beast no man could defeat. There was no elegance to a chair so blatantly meant for cruelty.
This is so damn great why haven’t I seen it before
every Doctor Who theme at once
This is how i felt when all the doctors joined together to save Gallifrey.
this would suit Capaldi perfectly
the opening sequence can just be this gif
I love a little too much how everyone’s predictions for Capaldi’s Doctor is that his personality is just gonna be raw uncontainable fury 100% of the time
repeat after me:
- virginity is a social construct
- you don’t lose your virginity
- there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept
- virginity is inherently heterocentric
- your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
- what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with
- the end
the more I think about that ridiculous dove campaign the funnier it gets like
YES I KNOW WHO TO BLAME FOR THIS
THOSE NASTY NASTY GRAPHIC DESIGNERS ITS ALL THEIR FAULT
ITS NOT LIKE PRETTY MUCH ALL OF THEIR WORK IS CLIENT BASED AND ITS NOT LIKE THEY WON’T GET PAID IF THEY DON’T DO WHAT THE CLIENT WANTS
LETS PISS OF A FEW AMATEURS IN A REALLY VAGUE AND POINTLESS WAY SHALL WE
AND MAKE EVERYONE THINK THAT WE CARE WHILST ACTUALLY ACHIEVING NOTHING!
seriously what even
This is my son, Chester, who is nearly 4. He was invited to his friend Chloe’s birthday party today, the theme was prince and princesses. He asked if he could go as Sleeping Beauty, so I bought him a dress and put a cute little clip in his hair.
We arrived at the party to the following comments from the adults present:
“Oh that is just cruel.”
"Why did you make him wear a dress?"
"Poor little man, what’s your mummy playing at?"
"He’s going to hate you when he grows up."
"No way I’d let my son dress like a girl."
The fact is, Chester is almost completely gender neutral. I let him wear what he wants, be it boys or girls clothes, and he plays with whatever toys he likes. This usually involves him holding tea parties while wearing his pink Minnie Mouse top, jeans and a tiara. The guests are more often than not a mixture of Winnie The Pooh characters, dinosaurs, Barbie, Dora and solders, and they’re usually transported in his favorite fire engine.
When my husband arrived at the party later on, he was subjected to endless ridicule from the other dad’s present about how I must keep his balls in my back pocket because otherwise he would have put his foot down and not allowed Chester out like that. Oh, and by the way, our other son dressed as Ariel. When my husband pointed out that the boys were happy, and the mother of the birthday child made a point of saying how wonderful she thought it was that we allowed them freedom of choice and expression, they then stopped talking about it to our faces and started muttering about us behind our backs.
Interestingly enough, not a single child said a word about their choice of costumes, other than to compliment Chester on his new dress.
Bad manners are learnt, the kids just aren’t old enough to pick them up off their rude parents yet.